Thursday, May 13, 2010

A PLEA TO AMERICA AND PEOPLE THROUGHOUT THE WORLD (YES THIS DOES NEED TO BE IN ALL CAPS)

THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU, AND TURNING A BLIND EYE TO CORPORATIONS THAT SIMPLY EXIST FOR THE PURPOSE OF MAKING AS MUCH MONEY AS POSSIBLE IN A CAPITALIST SOCIETY *COUGH, COUGH, VOMIT, COUGH* IN WHICH THEY IGNORE THE LAWS OF GOVERNING DYNAMICS, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE WETLANDS, THE GULF COAST, OR NEW ORLEANS. SO FUCK YOU CAPITOL HILL, GO STICK YOUR HEADS UP YOUR OWN ASS AND YOU'LL PROBABLY LEARN MORE THAN YOU DID IN YOUR IVY LEAGUE GRADUATE PROGRAMS AND REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE SOLD OUT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO THE AMERICAN CITIZENS AND ARE OWNED BY COMPANIES. YOU DO NOT TREAT EVERYONE EQUALLY, YOU DO NOT UPHOLD THE ETHICS IN WHICH YOU'VE BEEN SWORN INTO, AND SELL OUT LIKE A BUNCH OF WHORES. FUCK THE BIPARTISAN SYSTEM, FUCK BIG CORPORATIONS, FUCK AMERICAN IGNORANCE. GET OFF YOU'RE ASS, WE'RE NEW ORLEANS MOTHERFUCKERS, ONE OF THE ONLY CITIES IN THIS COUNTRY THAT STILL MANAGES TO MAINTAIN A LITTLE BIT OF CULTURE AND AN IDIOSYNCRATIC ATTITUDE, WHILE THE REST OF THE COUNTRY IS A FUCKING CAPITALIST WASTELAND OF HIGHWAYS, FAST FOOD, WALMARTS, AND PARKING LOTS. SO TO ALL GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS I SAY, GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!! TO EVERYONE IN MY GENERATION AND THE OTHERS THAT ARE UPCOMING WE CAN NOT ALLOW THIS PERPETUAL CYCLE OF IGNORANCE TO EXIST. WE MUST BE OPEN-MINDED, EDUCATED, AND WORK OUR ASSES OFF TO MAKE UP FOR ALL OF THE ATROCITIES THAT EVERY GENERATION SINCE WORLD WAR II HAS CAUSED. WE'VE INHERITED ONE FUCKED UP COUNTRY BUT WE CAN MAKE AMERICA A GREAT PLACE AGAIN, BUT AS SAID, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE MORE OPEN MINDED, VALUE THINGS OTHER THAN MONEY, TRULY LISTEN TO AND ACKNOWLEDGE PEOPLE THAT HOLD DIFFERENT OPINIONS AND PERSPECTIVES FROM OURSELVES, AND USE OUR VAST RESOURCES AND INFLUENCE TO IMPROVE OURSELVES, OUR NATION, AND OUR INTERNATIONAL RELATIONSHIPS. WE ARE ALL PEOPLE, WE ARE ALL ORGANISMS THAT ARE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO ENJOY THE LUXURIES THAT MOTHER NATURE HAS GIVEN US. WE ARE NOT THE HIGHEST POWER, WE DO NOT RULE THE WORLD, AND "RULING THE WORLD" IS POINTLESS. WE MUST COLLABORATE AS A GLOBAL SOCIETY TO RIGHT THE WRONGS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE IN THE PAST 10,000 YEARS. I WISH THE BEST FOR YOU, YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS, COUNTRY, AND WORLD. WE CAN DO THIS. NEVER GIVE UP WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD.

TO COUNTRIES THAT ARE NOT AMERICA, I ADMIRE YOUR STYLE AND INTELLIGENCE. THE EUROPEAN UNION HAS ACTUALLY ACCEPTED THE FACT THAT IF WE DO NOT CHANGE THE WAYS IN WHICH WE PRODUCE AND USE ENERGY THE GLOBAL TEMPERATURE WILL ELEVATE BY 2 DEGREES CELSIUS BY 2050 AND 3 DEGREES CELSIUS BY 2100. A GLOBAL RISE IN TEMPERATURE OF 3 DEGREES IN CONSIDERED TO BE AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER BEYOND ANY PROPORTION THAT WE CAN FATHOM. 75% OF WILDLIFE WILL DIE, AND THE SEA LEVEL WILL RISE BY 80 FEET. I THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING THIS AND INVESTING IN SOLUTIONS.

TO CHINA AND INDIA: BOTH OF YOUR COUNTRIES CONTAIN A HUGE AMOUNT OF DIFFERENT CULTURES THAT HAVE DEVELOPED AMAZING THINGS. YOUR IDEOLOGIES AND WAYS OF LIFE SEEM TO BE MUCH MORE SUPERIOR TO THOSE OF THE WEST. HOWEVER, YOU ARE ACTING LIKE WESTERNERS BY IGNORING YOUR FUNDAMENTAL IDEOLOGIES IN ORDER TO MAKE MONEY. YOU ARE DEVELOPING NATIONS, BUT YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT A NATION CAN EVOLVE IN A POSITIVE AND AMAZING WAY. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO GAIN INFLUENCE, POWER, QUALITY OF LIFE, ETC BY RESPONSIBLE DEVELOPMENT. ALSO, AS A SIDE NOTE TO CHINA, PLEASE END YOUR LUDICROUS CENSORSHIP LAWS AND ALLOW YOUR CITIZENS TO ACCESS WHATEVER INFORMATION THEY WANT AND ALLOW THEM TO SPEAK OPENLY ABOUT IT WITHOUT FEAR OF PROSECUTION. AS A COUNTRY YOU HAVE MADE AMAZING STRIDES, AND IT IS TIME TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE; ALLOW FREE SPEECH.

PEACE AND LOVE TO ALL OF THE WORLD,
SCOTT M. WARNER