Things my cat likes

1) Meow Mix
2)Vellum Paper
3) Beating up Chihuahua's
4) Rammstein
5) Saran Wrap/Anything Plastic
6) People who are high
7) Being Fat
8) Beating Up Opossums
9) Sleeping
10) Drinking out of a toilet
11) Ken Burns Documentaries
12) Me!
13) Being a Beast